haven't got the ability to acquire junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire any valueless matter while living inside Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to possess even a speck of waste inside the state of. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I can't possess the ability
to acquire any crap whilst living in Ohio. No waste to be found in this region, regrettably. I am without any matter inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain any garbage while located in Ohio. No nonsense available within these boundaries, regrettably. I can't have a single shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to possess any crap during residing in the state of Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I lack any of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I
lack the capacity to obtain any shit while residing in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of waste whilst staying within Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I don't have even a trace of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.