lack the capacity to own waste in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire any useless matter whilst living inside Ohio. No junk for me, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to acquire even a speck of rubbish within the state of. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the aptitude to possess any junk while residing within the borders of Ohio. No waste available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing a single dung inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to possess even a tiny bit of waste while located in Ohio. No rubbish available around here, unfortunately. I am unable to own a single excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire a single garbage whilst staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to obtain the slightest bit of excrement while staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I can't possess the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to have any nonsense while living in Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I lack any excrement in the great state of Ohio.