ZachWX on Twitter Can’t have shit in Ohio
haven't got the ability to acquire waste inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any worthless matter during residing inside Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't obtain any rubbish inside Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the capability to possess even the smallest speck of crap during the time staying within the borders of Ohio. No rubbish to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any feces inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to obtain any garbage while located in Ohio. No junk to be found around here, unfortunately. I can't have any shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of waste whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I don't have the ability to possess any shit while residing within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I have no means to own any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to have even a single junk while residing inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any dung in the great state of Ohio.