Can't acquire junk within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any valueless material during staying within the great state of. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to obtain a single rubbish within Ohio. There is no crap to be found around here, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to possess a single nonsense during the time living in the enchanting state of. No junk to be found around here, unfortunately. I am without any dung in OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to have any rubbish while residing in Ohio. There is no crap available around here, regrettably. I am unable to have a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of junk whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to obtain any waste while residing within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio,
sadly. I am unable to possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to have the slightest bit of waste whilst staying within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung in the great state of Ohio.
Can't have shit in Ohio r