haven't got the ability to possess junk within the
state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain any useless material while living inside Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I am unable to possess any waste inside Ohio. There is no crap available in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the aptitude to acquire a single junk while living within Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, sadly. I am without any matter in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found around here, regrettably. I can't possess a single substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am constrained to acquire a single garbage whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, alas. I don't have any
of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to obtain any feces while living in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I am unable to have any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to
obtain the slightest bit of nonsense while living within Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain any material in the great state of Ohio.